I am a time-maximizer. Master of efficiency, I have been known to run to the bathroom in the middle of the night rather than walking (to minimize on total amount of sleep lost by waking, of course), to listen to motivational speakers on NPR while driving, and to dub the movies I watch into French
LISTERINE SANDWICHES
It’s no secret that I love Listerine. I am slightly obsessed with having a clean, fresh mouth. This freshness OCD started as a child by stealing my Dad’s Bubble Yum’s Peppermint Gum from his secret hiding spots in his car, and, over the years, developed into what it is today: I keep Altoids in every pursue